who the hell writes this stuff?

Back in the olden days, around the 13th of September in the year of 2022, a middle aged elder millenial got bored. This boredom started gnawing at them, their previous closet full of hyper-fixations just wasn’t doing it. So they figured why not do that thing they had spent so many angst ridden hours as a high schooler dreaming about… starting their own independent zine. They’d lacked the motivation before but maybe this time was different! Maybe they wouldn’t overthink things and get carried away! Fear not my sewer brethren, for your enjoyment I now have the motivation to complete an issue, but lack the willpower to not do endless hours of research and write too much. The mini-zine is a condensed version, but here you’ll find more deep dives.

I hope you enjoy, I try to keep things strictly factual when it comes to serious events but more lighthearted throughout the rest. If you don’t like it well… I guess just don’t fuckin read it. If you really wanna complain just shoot me a message though and maybe I’ll read it, I don’t guarantee a reply. Obviously though, if it’s constructive criticism or you just wanna tell me I’m special, I’d love to hear from you.

Until next time… see ya in the sewers

-Ophelia

“Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see”

-Edgar Allen Poe

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